You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I'm passing your future prison.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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