So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
