3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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