this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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