i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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