nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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