When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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