Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Terrible idea I love it
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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