Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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