I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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