your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I would fuck him just for his dog
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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