Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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