He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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