the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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