I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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