just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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