you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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