This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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