I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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