I want to stick my p in your. b.
My friends, they love my intelligence
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I look better un-naked...
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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