Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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