so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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