Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize