Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
only if we run a train.
done.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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