its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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