"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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