So drunk, too bad you don't want this
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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