Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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