Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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