Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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