I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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