Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Randomize
