I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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