Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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