I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
you mean i was at the winter classic?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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