Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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