We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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