P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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