I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Randomize
