I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Randomize
