If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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