Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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