So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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