Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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