the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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