I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I cut my penus on the lid.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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