Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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