I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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