I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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