Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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