Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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