Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Porn is love you can see.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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