...so i touched it.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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