I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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