I need help removing her.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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