I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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