Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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