This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I think a kid would responsible me up
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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