It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
