She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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