The best revenge is premature balding
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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